P. Old Waiters Title Page

Someone came up to us and asked, "Hey, you guys choose to do a lot of imaginary works, is it because you can't relate to real life?" I chewed this child out (literally a child, it was like six if I was to guess), and contemplated things to do that related to real life....sadly, I had nothing grand because real life was generally either boring or stupid enough without our literary modifications. Bored one week after, I watched "Clerks" for the 6th-9th time, and that's when it hit me, people like to read about random, pointless debates that center on either nothing of mortal importance or something morally degrading to any and all around. So, this short series of stories are real life accounts of random debates/bull sessions/discussions that me, Fullawesome, and even a few other people I won't mention (you don't contribute to the writing, you don't get a mention) over the course of our lives. Enjoy with caution.