
P. Old Waiters Story OneP. Old CaterersP. Old Waiters Story One by ~KaolinChevlar
Incident 001: Cactuar vs Tonberry
In the world of food service, there's the unsung heroes of the business and general trade, and that is the caterers; what some may call mere waiters they are actually multitasking beasts that sometimes have to balance food service, dish duties, restocking and off loading supplies, all at once and still make an effort to fake enthusiasm. The pair that this story is centered around.....is not only based on real people, but do NOT deserve any of the job position praises that this has described earlier; just take heart in their natural unorthodox clever remarks and general jackassery.
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P. Old Waiters Title PageP. Old WaitersP. Old Waiters Title Page by ~KaolinChevlar
Written by KaolinChevlar and Fullawesome.
All topics to be and/or will be put into this are based on real accounts and events (We shit you not, these discussions happened in real life.)

My Life With Not-Face: Chapter OneChapter OneMy Life With Not-Face: Chapter One by ~KaolinChevlar
Alcoholic Courage
I thought that my life was over; here I was in the prime of my life, able to guilt any girl I wanted into sleeping with me, and I chose to hang out with my creepy next door hall mate Kenji. It was late in the night, and we both decided to stay up on the roof, and drink our sorrows away; for the most part, it was working, but my thoughts lingered on my wasted sympathy card opportunities.
Kenji broke the silence, slurring to me, "Hey man, you know what we need to do?" Realizing I wasn't paying the least bit of attention to him, he continued on as if I had answered, "We need to just go. I mean, just grab some